What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:11

No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
'The Walking Dead: Dead City' finale ending with Negan and Maggie explained - Entertainment Weekly
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
With a series of wars, Israel's military reshapes the Mideast - NPR
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which IT career path involves little to no coding?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Derek Jeter Shares Brutal Reality for Yankees After Dodgers Loss - Sports Illustrated
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to